This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.
by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

When the quadricep muscles on a female are so large, firm, and muscular that you can't resist the urge to grab one. Usually accompanied by a great big luscious ass.
"Damn, all them track girls must do their squats, because they all got killer quads and round bouncy booties."
by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

The act of receiving oral sex on your penis from a female while simultaneously playing a Madden NFL video game, preferably on a PS4. Can also include gargling of the testicles, but this is only suggested and not required.
by mandingo_smash July 21, 2014

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.
Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.
by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014
