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spelling nazi 

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.
person a: here's my thesis for the pythagoream theorem

persin b: OMG PYTHAGOREAM! JIHAD!
spelling nazi by Tim August 31, 2005

Taco Shelling 

Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.
We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.
Taco Shelling by Gorshum April 12, 2011

Sealing The Tomb 

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
Sealing The Tomb by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

sellin candy

talkin dirty;tellin a person what sexual activity u wish to perform upon them, thus making the person feel horny (or disgusted)
person1:how was ur night with Doug?
person2:he was sellin candy all up in my ear ALL FUCKIN NIGHT
sellin candy by Sugar Cube January 18, 2008

Spelling Peelice

People who go around insulting others on facebook...for their spelling mistakes...so they are PEELICING...on Facebook...
"I just hate Tim when he goes annoying people like a Spelling Peelice on social networks."
Spelling Peelice by pseudo-intellect September 17, 2011

Shelling the Port 

Naval term for smashing a land based female
I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port