Slexting

The act of texting while half asleep. You will look at your phone the next morning and not remember any of the messages you sent.

You cant take anything I sent you last night seriously because I was slexting!!!

by Coyboy6 July 21, 2011

slefting

The act of swiping left for someone unattractive on Tinder.

Jenny: I think he is super cute!
Maya: Ew, no way! I'm slefting him.

by pineapplesalad February 11, 2015

Selective Negative Memory (SNM)

A characteristic possessed by people who concentrate only on the negative aspects of every situation, dismissing any positives.

Guy 1: No one invites me to anything nowadays

Guy 2: What about last week when we invited you to that party and everyone was jumping with joy to see you.

Guy 1: It was all fake. No one actually likes me.

Guy 1 is suffering from a Selective Negative Memory (SNM)

by SilverRod0203 June 12, 2018

Selective Bisexuality

When someone is gay or lesbian for everyone except 1 person of the opposite sex

My friend’s psycho former friend Donna is a lesbian, but for some reason she wanted to bang him. She has selective bisexuality

by Celtic_Wytch August 10, 2019

Selective Snowfall

Cuming on the floor and blaming it on and elderly family member

last night i made a mistake and had to do a selective snowfall

by john the faptist December 28, 2021

Silenting

To put a phone on silent, mainly when there is a large amount of calls or notifications taking place from an unwanted source. An act of ignorance.

'I am silenting so I can finally have some peace in this loud world.'

by thatannoyingpersonyouallknow July 2, 2023

Selective Hearing

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017