scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

by mrhermatiawish December 9, 2008

Scofffuck

A noun
A person who eats in larger amounts than is needed, noisily, or greedily, especially when in polite company, when gluttonous behaviour is inappropriate.
Related to burpfuck and slurpfuck

Timmy we're having dinner with the Queen stop hogging all the food.
I was born a scofffuck and I will die a scofffuck.

by PomPoko October 18, 2008

SCOFF Browsers

Safari, Chrome, Opera, and Firefox. Used to collectively refer to all the major non-Internet-Explorer browsers.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has been losing marketshare to the SCOFF browsers despite recent efforts to provide improved standards compliance.

by phredsphrend December 4, 2010

Scro-fro

When you have a afro on your penis

He has a huge scro-fro in his pants

by little D big scrofro February 28, 2015

Scroat

A low life

Hes such a scroat

by Leperchaun August 27, 2015

scro stoner

Scro - short for "Scummy Bro"

Stoner- a person who smokes alot of that good kush.

A Scro stoner is generally used for preppy stoners. They smoke mainly to look cool, wearing things a scrub stoner wouldnt such as Polo or Patagonias.

"Wow Santi's such a scro stoner hes smoking in sperrys"

by Sexystoner69 April 19, 2016

scraffed

The process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.

"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."

by HDAM February 14, 2017