shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.

During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.

by Pistilos July 9, 2010

Reverse Screaming Eagle

The reverse of a screaming eagle where a gangbang is performed by 5 men on 1 girl.

The reverse screaming eagle is when a man has group sex with 6 females and pleasures them all at once, using 2 hands, his penis, his mouth and both feet.

The ultimate reverse screaming eagle is attained by performing the act on female members of the 1 family.

Damn, that dude is lucky getting a reverse screaming eagle from those 6 hot babes.

by Screaming Eagle Lover October 20, 2012

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

screaming mimis

A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.

I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.

by t June 29, 2004

Screaming gopher

A team from total drama island. Y’all weird as fuck

“I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”

by Clapwhale July 18, 2018

Screaming Vincent

The ejaculation of semen on the face of one's sex partner. See Facial. Origin unknown. Possibly related to the frequent look of terror on actor Vincent Price's face in horror movies of the 50s, 60s, and 70s.

She'll swallow, but she hates it when I give her a screaming vincent.

by Dave Lijphart March 16, 2005

screetin

The face a scumbag (otherwise known as spides,scallys or chavs) makes while squaring up to someone he/she wants to fight. the upper lip becomes rigid, drawing attention to their 'knacker tash' and the eyes bug out. Often accompanied by random pushing and taunts of 'ye wha!? oill bleedin morder yeh righ righ righ!?' aswell as scrawny birds in white tracksuits and hoopy earrings roaring 'leave im alowinn, Anto!' and so forth.

'I was havin a fag outside de aslan gig an some prick came up and was screetin in me face, so I smashed a bottle in his face, and kicked the fookin head aff him'

by Wavioli May 5, 2005