schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

schnitzelize

To prepare into schnitzel form.

The cook schnitzelized the meat for dinner.

by German123 November 17, 2009

schnitzel slice

The act of committing peen chop

I will commit schnitzel slice if you don’t stop

by SWT Cracker April 7, 2019

Schitzopolaroid

Someone who will look fantastic in one photo and look terrible (like a complete other person) in another photo.

Jane: "You look great in that pic!"
... "But who the hell is this one of?"
Sara: "Ah... that's me too..."
Jane: "You are a bit of a schitzopolaroid aren't you?"

by sofaqueen March 27, 2008

Schnibbler

Schnibbler (Noun) - A male who portrays the worst possible qualities to friends and colleagues. An excessive liar, cock block, game killer, third wheel creep show. His game has an inverse relationship to the game of all other males around him.

(Female version - Schnibblerette)

Schnibble (Verb) - To spit game that has an inverse relationship to the game of all others around.

Frat Boy 1: "Dude, my game was working so nice on Sarah until the schnibbler showed up."

Frat Boy 2: "Aw bro, he schnibbled the shit out of you."

by BMFD May 8, 2008

schitzpol

Racist towards just about every race, creed, religion, color, gender EXCEPT white christian males. People who believe in schitzpol are ALWAYS white christian males who share a common hatred for anyone that's different. Nazis are cuddly teddy bears compared to schitzpol. Their cult reads, "All heil the mighty schitzpol! All non-white, non-christian, non-males deserve to die. Niggers, yellows, spiks, bitches, savages, charlies, and katie kuric all deserve to die. Bono sucks ass. Women are only good for one thing, sexual pleasure and making babies."

Guy 1: Those schitzpol people are so fuckin racist.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nigger. I'm in the schitzpol cult.

by Donut Piss December 27, 2011

schnitz

A higher level than cool.

the new jersey devils are the schnitz.

James is the schnitz!!

by james-justin December 19, 2008