schitzpol

Racist towards just about every race, creed, religion, color, gender EXCEPT white christian males. People who believe in schitzpol are ALWAYS white christian males who share a common hatred for anyone that's different. Nazis are cuddly teddy bears compared to schitzpol. Their cult reads, "All heil the mighty schitzpol! All non-white, non-christian, non-males deserve to die. Niggers, yellows, spiks, bitches, savages, charlies, and katie kuric all deserve to die. Bono sucks ass. Women are only good for one thing, sexual pleasure and making babies."

Guy 1: Those schitzpol people are so fuckin racist.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nigger. I'm in the schitzpol cult.

by Donut Piss December 27, 2011

Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White

Do you know the song .Com Pt. II?
Nope but i do know Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

by alesanaluvr January 23, 2011

schitzoskunk

Schitzoskunk is someone that is so schitzo that they believe they have little people living all over their body so the refuse to bathe or shower, and enough time has gone by that they smell as bad as a skunk, and their smell lingers wherever they've been.

OMG, what's that stench? That girl is definitely going through a schitzoskunk episode.

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Schitzo

A shortened version of the word schizophrenic, but the person isn’t actually schizophrenic. Meaning you hear voices that aren’t actually there/ there are voices in your head without a disorder.

Person 1: did someone just say my name?

Person 2: no you’re just a bit schitzo.

by Emma and Charlotte August 28, 2019

Ah Schitzo

Derogatary term for person/s of diminished intelligence or savoir faire.

Hmm, what an ah schitzo!

by gb901 July 22, 2010

schitzophonic

a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.

I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.

by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005

shitopolis

a very shity transaction between you and your parents, or friends.

man: hey lets go to the game.

man2: nah, thats shitopolis.

man: youre right!

by sexpoptarts December 17, 2009