Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.

"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"

by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005

schmoffo

literally coffee. Or as a response to something pleasing.

"Mmm, a tasty cup of schmoffo."

"Are you all set to go?"
-"schmoffo."

by leasi February 18, 2009

Schmobler

People you tend to dislike.

Kayla is a Schmobler

by joeramwasbanned September 12, 2009

schemplicate

to drink bud light and bang hot aliens

I would like to schemplicate this weekend.

by barmonkey January 17, 2011

scemotic

wanting to be scene, emo, gothic.
it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.

Jake ; "you made me depressed"
Me ; "stfu, and stop being scemotic"

by Elmo & Ema April 15, 2011

schmobodon

A clueless schmuck

My boss thinks he's the shit but he's really just king of the schmobodons.

by Littler Lotta January 27, 2012

Scheme eyes

When a girl gives you this look you know it's going down. She'll squint her eyes at you and have a smirk on her face.

"Dude I saw her giving me the scheme eyes across the room, she definitely wants the "D""

by Jatthews January 24, 2014