sui-swipe

When you're sending hot nudes but accidentally send them to a family group chat.

I'm sorry grandma, I sui-swiped again. Those weren't for you.

by kkbb April 28, 2019

Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation

Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.

by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020

Ass Swipe

Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.

1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.

2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?

3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!

by Lambda70 April 25, 2021

hyper swiper

After a women pees, she will wipe her vagina as fast and hard as she can. This creates pussy dingleberries out of toilet paper.

Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"

Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.

My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!

by Missy Kitty May 27, 2023

Drive-by Swiping

When travelling across long distances and using tinder (or any dating app) to swipe in the local area whilst still in transit and passing through, to get matches with the local population but never intending to stay there.

Me and some friends were heading back to London from Edinburgh. I got bored so I got on tinder. I ended up Drive-by Swiping down past the peak district and got a macth with this girl in Brimingham.

by PeshyAdventures August 20, 2020

Left Swipe That

When you see a picture of someone smoking you would "left swipe that"

Jim~ Here's a hot chick, ooh but she's smoking

Patrick~ Left swipe that!

by PartyPat March 4, 2015

SWIPEOUT

An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because
the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

Dang I cannot buy any more condoms My card is useless, I have had a swipeout.

by Buzz M. May 13, 2005