Ball Swimming

When a guy stretches his balls over a woman's eyes, giving the appearance of swimming goggles - Michael Phelps style.

Tonight baby, you and I are gonna go ball swimming.

by Joefus' Roomate October 24, 2008

Gutter Swimming

changing your clocks for day light savings time

At midnight everyone in the house was gutter swimming in a hurry.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

let's go swimming

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."

Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

Norwegian Swimming Window

The two days a year the water temperature in Norway raises above 15 degrees Celsius, and norwegians consider it possible to go to the beach.

Ola: Hey Kari wanna go to the beach?
Kari: Nah it's June and the Norwegian Swimming Window hasn't opened yet.

by Lethan March 17, 2016

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

No more water in the swimming pool

When you have gave all your love but it has been drained. Your heart has been broken and will take a long time to heal (like filling up a pool)

No more water in the swimming pool means that your heart is broken.

by cuocuo May 11, 2020

Trim Swimming

1.Driving around your hometown with a group of guys in the middle of winter in hopes that one will find a large group of women who have no goals other than pleasing said guys with their mouths and or other sexual holes. Usually doesn't result in any type of copulation, unless two of the men in the car are gay, or one man is gay and much stronger than the others.

2. Literally swimming in a woman's vagina, or a pool full of disembodied snatch.

1. "It's 2:30 in the morning, on a Tuesday in December in Myrtle Beach. What the hell is there to do?"

"Let's go trim swimming"

2. "Last night I literally filled my pool up with trim and backstroked my way into hell."

by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010