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a christmas story

Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)

Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
ex. 1
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"

ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"
by Seinfeld March 11, 2006
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Cave Story

A very fun -if difficult at times- indie computer game made by Studio Pixel that spent 5 years in development. It follows the story of a silent, nameless protagonist with amnesia trying to save a bunch of rabbit people. As the story unfolds, the player will meet new friends and enemies, find new and powerful weapons, and unveil treachery like the world hasn't seen since ebaumsworld.

It also has music better than most recent big name bands, and a secret level that will steal your soul.
The secret level in Cave Story stole my soul, but I got it back when I won.
by monkeylator July 22, 2007
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American Horror Story

An amazing programme which is great for horror lovers- there are currently four seasons:
Murder House- which is about ghosts
Asylum- features demonic possession, serial killers and zombie things
Coven- focuses on witches in New Orleans
Freak Show- which centers on a freak show in the lowly town of Jupiter, Florida.
Contains sexually explicit scenes and bad language. It's rated an 18 but should be like a 15
Person #1: Omg did you see American Horror Story last night?
Person #2: Yeah! Evan Peters is so hot!!
by AHSFan April 2, 2015
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Toy Story 3

The best possible way to end a great movie Trilogy.

The Movie responsible for making adults cry over pieces of plastic.
You: Yeah I just came back from seeing Toy Story 3. I got a piece of lint in my eye at the end though.
by Jeffdaalien June 28, 2010
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Toy Story

The world's first computer-animated movie released by Disney and Pixar on November 22, 1995.

The movie is about a cowboy doll named Woody who is jealous of his owner's newest favorite toy, Buzz Lightyear. However, in the end, Woody and Buzz Lightyear become friends.
Kid 1: Did you watch Toy Story?
Kid 2: Yeah, I love those movies!
by joe mamma did 9/11 October 28, 2019
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Short story long

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.
So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!
by adk132 December 8, 2009
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Whorer Story

Stories told by women about their sexual adventures. Usually involving anal beads or multiple people.
"Oh my god I have a great Whorer Story. Last night I let some guy put anal beads in my ass. Turns out it was a candy necklace!!!"
by 7O01 September 17, 2011
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