a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.
'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'
'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'
'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'
by nink February 7, 2008
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I tried to write an insightful diary about how the queer rights movement has been hijacked by gay marriage activists, but people kept telling me I was a "concern troll." I guess what I have to say just doesn't fit into the Status Kos.
by DonBito March 7, 2009
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when you leave your myspace or facebook logged on to an idle computer and someone fucks with your status without you knowing
by hardhitr3 November 14, 2009
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Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.
by dffgdddd February 4, 2010
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Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn
Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn
Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import
by J'adore UD April 16, 2010
Get the Status Import mug.The opposite of the status quo. Not up to par on society's opinion of how things should be. Uncool, or just downright lame.
Anything that can be criticized as being the opposite of trendy or in-style. Often used by critics to judge the latest films, fashion-styles, pieces of literature, products, etc.
Anything that can be criticized as being the opposite of trendy or in-style. Often used by critics to judge the latest films, fashion-styles, pieces of literature, products, etc.
Boy: "Hey, do you want to go see that new movie that just came out?"
Girl: "The cheesy one? I heard critics gave it a status no. Must be really lame."
Samantha: "Did you see what she was wearing at the party Saturday night?"
Hannah: "Yeah, she looked like a trashy wannabe! Her outfit was SUCH a status no."
Girl: "The cheesy one? I heard critics gave it a status no. Must be really lame."
Samantha: "Did you see what she was wearing at the party Saturday night?"
Hannah: "Yeah, she looked like a trashy wannabe! Her outfit was SUCH a status no."
by StatusGo December 16, 2011
Get the Status No mug.Originating from the Facebook Website, this term is used in the situation that your friend has accidently left his or herself logged into his or her account on your computer, phone, etc. After coming to this realization, you immediately update their status to something degrading, obscene, or just plain wrong.
-"dude!! Sam left his Facebook up on my computer!"
-fuckin' deece! Status-Bomb his ass!"
-(in the status box) "my name is Sam and I love boys...if you're into long walks on the beach and doing homo-things...get at me ;)"
-fuckin' deece! Status-Bomb his ass!"
-(in the status box) "my name is Sam and I love boys...if you're into long walks on the beach and doing homo-things...get at me ;)"
by Sweet13ness February 18, 2009
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