OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME. by weave March 26, 2003

leet-speak 

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

leet-speak by keyshaw October 18, 2004

Grotto Speak 

the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing

person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."

Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"

Grotto Speak by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006

Bum Speak

The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.

Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.

Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"

Bum Speak by Mr Natural July 1, 2007

lag speak 

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.

Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.

lag speak by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 24, 2017

i speak horse 

A sly reference to the size of his big wiener. As in Jeremy is hung like a horse.

She glanced down at the bulge in his Kenneth Cole jeans and knew exactly what he was talking about when he said " I speak horse". To her delight he proved it. From that day on she called them his wiener jeans.

i speak horse by Get the Mac May 9, 2018

hammer speak

To be absolutely fucked up by a bitch with a hammer. And you yell ow and fuck repeatedly

Hammer speak Bang! Ow fuck owoowowowowowowowowowowfuck

hammer speak by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019