A pair of shorts usually from American Eagle or Abercrombie & Fitch that sit so far low on the hips that you can see the top of the shorts-wearer's flowery thong. When the legs are lifted or the wearer walks, the ass-cheeks can be seen. A little bit to big in the thighs, even though the wearer is not too skinny herself. Usually worn by girls with low self esteem who dye there hair too much and are LG's.
Guy 1: "OMG when that girl walks i can see her whole ass in those gabi shorts!"
Guy 2: "Hellll Ya lets get us a peice of that LG!"
Gabi: "Ehmagawd man lets like go blaze it while we frolic in a field of wildflowers!"
Guy 2: "Hellll Ya lets get us a peice of that LG!"
Gabi: "Ehmagawd man lets like go blaze it while we frolic in a field of wildflowers!"
by FuckYouUpWestsideStyle April 8, 2011
Get the gabi shorts mug.Stupid old Caucasian businessman that keeps dishing out nonsense in the name of liberty and freedom. Turns out this stupid white fool is filthy rich , and funds eco terrorists. This elite white fool wants to keep developing countries suppressed so that European Union and Second British Empire ( Commonwealth of nations) can rule over the world again. This man deserves to be guillotined . This man supports terrorist news channels such as BBC ( British Bummer Channel).
Naresh Reddy : Hey who the heck is that pale looking lizard
Person 2 : George Soros , he is the world famous European Capitalist Terrorist.
Geroge Soros : *Speaks in stupid Hungarian accent*
Person 2 : George Soros , he is the world famous European Capitalist Terrorist.
Geroge Soros : *Speaks in stupid Hungarian accent*
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Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.
See also first and a half base.
See also first and a half base.
I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
Get the Shortstop mug.Girl: I got myself a present today.
Guy: What did you get?
Girl: I got a pair of slutty shorts.
Guy: Oh, you got slorts. So, they are a present for me too.
Guy: What did you get?
Girl: I got a pair of slutty shorts.
Guy: Oh, you got slorts. So, they are a present for me too.
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Get the slorts mug.Extremely short denim shorts that hoes own. This item of closing is roughly 2-3 inches in length under the panty line. Known to cause extreme camel toe.
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Get the sorostitute mug.A Sorostitute Combover is when a girl takes a large portion of her bangs and sweeps them over to one side of her head to the point where it covers most of her forehead in an unnatural way. This can be found on most college campuses where there is Greek life. A lot of girls do this to hide their large forehead.
ex 1) Dave: "Dude! I thought Lauren was hot until I realized she had a Sorostitute Combover."
Steve: "Yeah man! It's to cover up her forehead!"
ex 2) She could be hot except, she has a Sorostitute Combover
Steve: "Yeah man! It's to cover up her forehead!"
ex 2) She could be hot except, she has a Sorostitute Combover
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