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smudgeon

to beat somebody or something into a smudge
I smudgeoned the hare to death. There was only an ear left, a smudge you might say.
by kim dahlroth January 26, 2005
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smuffybear

When any female weighing over 300lbs. sits on your face for any pre-notified reason
Give me a smuffybear and some waffle fries! fo free!
by Barney321 March 28, 2008
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smuffication

you're smuffin the cation right out of 'em.
He died from chronic, unremitting smuffication.
by Dave_Stives July 6, 2008
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Smudda Budda

A type of lube that is used in the strip club. It is mixed with hand sanitizer and butter to make a clean and easy glide for customers. It is available in different scents like mango, guava, weed and pina coloda. It keeps strip clubs a little cleaner and customers satisfied and all in all it is a great product!
Christine: Please fill my guns up with some smudda budda. I am about to go out and do my cowgirl show.

Lynn: Okay what flavor you want?

Melissa: I used all the mango girls!

Marcia: Oh shit that's my favorite kind!

Christine: Dammit just fill me up with the guava!
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SMUD

it's a SCUD send by mail
My boss just sent me a SMUD.

It hurts.
by charlypops November 10, 2012
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smuffocate

Smuffocating-Smuffocation
A humorous sexual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. Oral sex to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69 with a larger woman.
"Damn bitch it's about time you got off my face, you were about to smuffocate my ass."
by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008
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smudge the prairie dog

the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...
I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!
by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009
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