make like a circus seal

To suck off a large number of men as to make the person perfroming the act look like a circus seal with her head bobbing back and forth and moving from man to man.

Baby, just get down and make like a circus seal.

by Snoogins April 24, 2005

Seal Team Sex

The act of pulling out during sex and shooting your sperm in the person's left eye.

My girlfriend got pink eye from Seal Team Sex.

by So in, So out June 11, 2011

Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003

Kid's Meal

The act of swallowing a load of ejaculate. Instead of becoming future children, the semen makes for a nice, protein-rich meal for whoever is on the receiving end!

Tom: "Did you get some from that chick last night?"
Steve: "Hell yea, she said she was hungry so I got her to suck me off and I rewarded her with a Kid's Meal!!"

by HamilStein August 5, 2010

shealeigh

An amazing girl with a big heart she won't take anything from anyone she may lie but you love her anyway

Wow she's just like Shealeigh

by Rilez true January 31, 2015

Shealicious

Describes the characteristics of an event or activity

1. I spent the entire weekend with this girl I know from the Burbs - and it was an entirely shealicious weekend.

2. When I kiss this girl I know - it's uber Shealicious

by Smooth Butt November 1, 2004

circus seal

Term popularized by Eau Claire, Wisconsin's notorious "H-Gay". Meaning: a girl who sucks cock with a great amout of enthusiasm, thus resembling the bobbing head of a circus seal.

H-Gay: "She may be old, but I bet she'd go down like a circus seal."

by Jazzgasm August 27, 2003