slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023

slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on

Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good

by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

slob on mah knob

An act of someone being really annoying and in your grill.

1. Stop slobbin on mah knob!
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.

by Keepitrealbro December 20, 2009

tickle slob

When you tickle her ass while eating her out.

"Why did you dump him"
"Because he pulled a tickle slob on me last night and he didn't do it right..."

by TakeTheTruthBitches February 2, 2016

The slob blunt Effect

When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.

Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.

by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018

slobbing

The art of getting your arthouse fix while engaging in some steamy oral action in Maine. You’re barely dressed, wrapped in blankets, watching avant-garde flicks as someone goes downtown. It’s highbrow cinema meets lowbrow slobbering, with enough on-screen and off-screen heat to fog up your hipster glasses.

Slobbing hard tonight. Cueing up some Bergman while she slobbers on my knob.

by Sloop John D. Nuts January 4, 2025