Shat out

The act of using facebook, twitter, or social media seen by others on a mobile device while sitting on the toilet. Typically done in a public restroom.
Also called twitter piddle, foursquirt,

I'd like to give a shat out to my buddy Alex! - from stall #2, men's room, Columbia Mall.

by mikebellman April 7, 2011

shat on a halibut

The fragrance of a person who smells so foul based on overabundance of cigarettes, perfume, lack of hygiene and shit. This aroma can only be described as a dead halibut rotting in the hot south Alabama sun that has been shat upon by a wino.

Damn, this elevator smells like ass. Someone must have shat on a halibut.

by Space Herpie October 15, 2008

Shat Blast

When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.

"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"

by aentreri June 29, 2009

shat yourself

When you take a shit in your pants.

You just shat yourself and its rolling down your leg anal.

by coolshitdublin2013 November 14, 2013

shat in your cornflakes

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why

Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

shat pank

good, cool, excellent, phat. can be shortened to sh'pank. complete and utter greatness

'did you watch the film last night?'
'yeh it was shat pank'

by flave July 8, 2004

Shat the Fack Ap

Saying "Shut the Fuck Up" with a Boston accent

Hey bitch, you better Shat the Fack Ap or I'll pimp slamp you hoe.

by Sharmooot January 7, 2010