Shartenfreude

Enjoying someone's misfortune when they shit themselves.

It was a pure Shartenfreude moment when he was hoisted aloft towards that fountain. In Dublin.

by MrGibbon May 18, 2018

Shartted

It’s when you poo your pants a little when you fart.

I thought it was just a fart, but not I shartted and now I have to go get new pants.

by Little Dani Joe June 17, 2018

shartwd

you made a typo whilst typing sharted you fucking idiot

why are you even searching up what sharted means and how carelessly were you typing to get shartwd

by polynot January 19, 2021

shartesian well

a manhole cover that oozes sewage

The lift station failed, resulting in several nearby shartesian wells flooding the streets with sewage.

by KylerLaird February 18, 2021

Shnarted

snarling, Shitting and Farting consecutively

Greg- Jimmy Shnarted yesterday
Bob- How the fuck did you get in my house

by deengloremenglormness May 16, 2022

Sharters

The act of being surprised. Generally used in a jokingly manner.

Jimmy: my wife left me.
Timmy: sharters

by 1998Ram August 15, 2023

scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013