nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

binge scratching

Continually buying and scratching scratch tickets, despite loosing hundreds of dollars.

lottery addiction binge scratching

by crazyjoe321 October 18, 2013

scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.

It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.

by scratch-22 December 14, 2017

Mr Scratch

A positively evil and cunning man who did everything in his power to destroy the legendary BAU. Any who believe Alvez should’ve saved him are wrong.

“Mr Scratch waged war against the BAU” - Rossi s12e14

“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1

by ruredusecotw February 3, 2021

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012

scratch acid

a sick ass band

they have an established sound of texan punk

their art and covers are usually cryptids which influenced heavily to kurt cobain of nirvana

scratch acid don't play

pfft, oasis ? nah listen to scratch acid

by kanye man July 25, 2020

scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014