Sailboat fuel

If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.

Yea were gonna head out today, hurricane Wendy left us with plenty of sailboat fuel.

by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016

take me now, sailor!

sarcastic phrase used nowadays when a woman is getting hit on or "charmed" by a scum bag; used in the early days by "loose" women to get attention of our boys at sea.

"Hey Babe; gimme yo' digits."
Take me now, sailor!

by fool89 November 17, 2007

sailor

Someone who uses profanity often in their speech; especially when angered or in a bad mood.

My friend Randy's a sailor. You should see him when he plays golf: "That fuckin' golf ball just won't fuckin' get in that fuckin' hole!"

by Kxyyle June 10, 2011

smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.

Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.

by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008

sail

To all you dumb fucks who think it is sexual, it is a piece of material extended on a mast to catch the wind and propel a sail boat. Or as a verb it means to go sailing.

"Do you sail?"
"Yeah, I went sailing last weekend and came back soaked and tired."

"That dude has a giant sail on his sailboat!"
"Yeah, I bet that boat does great in regattas!"

by Ija Renrut December 9, 2013

sail cat

A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.

There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

sailor

What hookers often call a potential customer.

Hey sailor, looking for a good time?

by Elitist January 27, 2004