royally bored

Extremely bored. Feeling even more bored than the word 'bored' can describe

I've not left the house for 4 days, I'm royally bored.

by the1doc March 4, 2006

The Royal Treatment

1: Being given the accolades/benefits according to one's station as a member of the ruling class.

2: A promotion by Taco Bell in the Denver metropolitan area, in which: two (2) tacos are given for free with the purchase of a beverage upon the successful scoring of two (2) touchdowns by the Denver Broncos in a single game, as sponsored by the wide reciever Eddie Royal.

3: A sexual act in which a gentleman gives a lady a pearl crown (orgasms on the forhead or hair) whilst the lady sucks his testacles and strokes the shaft of his penis during the gentleman's bowel movement.

I want my girlfriend to give me the royal treatment.

or

Eddie Royal always gets the royal treatment.

or

Your mom gave me and Eddie Royal "the royal treatment", bitch.

by lo_crutis September 10, 2009

royal birthday

A 'Royal Birthday' is when your turn the age of what day of the month you were born

He's turning 16 on the 16th so it's his royal birthday

by Geeky_Dude16051991 September 20, 2013

royal shit

when someone has to take a giant shit , see brown alert

i cant go i have to take a royal shit

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

Royal Oak

Where bougie meets alcoholism. While royal joke is a quaint "family town" by day it moonlights as a the DUI capital of Michigan. Specializes in dumb shit like having a 'Royal Oak-Beverly Hills' and racist teens.

Seth: "Yo dude you wanna hit downtown Royal Oak?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah bro! Fifth Ave!?"

by hehehehehahahahahohohoho January 8, 2018

royal family

1)inbreds who sponge of taxpayers and make sure the Uk keeps its outdated laws and traditions
2) the reason loads of fat yanks come to the uk for a holiday
3) a rather amusing sit-com about a working class manchester family who's Patriarch farts a lot- considered high culture in britain and ireland -honest

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Royal Gayness

The ultimate level of homosexuality where a man has officially traded in his penis for a vagina. Categories pertaining to this include:
1)Hand Motions
2)Voice fluctuations
3)Fashion Sense
4)Starbucks Order
5)Hair Style
etc.

Ryan: HI! I'd like a Grande 6 pump Chai Latte, Extra Hot, No Water, No Foam, Soy Milk, with little chocolate sprinkles and for serious.....make it snappy

Starbucks Barista:......uh huh.....wow, that guy has achieved Royal Gayness

by Scott Kershaw May 3, 2008