by Erin July 30, 2004
Get the Ribbed mug.A cum-robber is a guy who sucks all the nut-juice out of a sleeping dude's dick so that when he jacks off in the morning all he has is dry-gasms.
Fuck! I must have been visited by a cum-robber last night because when I was taking care of my morning wood - my tanks were empty!
by eda-skip October 3, 2021
Get the cum-robber mug.The state of being high on Robatussin Cough Syrup. A mild euphoria with a Cherry or Grape aftertaste.
by Myke Fisher November 24, 2003
Get the Robo'd, Roboed mug.N. Social Movement founded in 2005 by an incredibly gaunt, yet wily leader, this new movement called for radical changes in student life such as total and complete dedication to schoolwork. It also spearheaded the abolishing of any and all social interactions that might hamper the course of such said dedication. It was through this method that he hoped all students would enjoy academic success.
However, not just anyone could claim membership. Admittance into such a group was solely based upon academic standards, and the Robbelution could boast some of the most selective and elite membership. It soon grew popular and grew to rival the power (and the corruption) of the Catholic Church
After the initial declaration, the Robelution found incredible Resistance from an anonymous counter-Robbelutionary said to be strategically covered in hair to fight off the harsh Cuban winters. It was this man that was said to be immune to the leader’s wiliness, oftentimes demonstrating it by getting inside the leader’s pants.
However the Robbelution did not end due to the counter-Robbelutionary .ended officially ended on a warm spring day in April 2006 when the honorable leader was actually found to be “having a good time…” not studying. Even his most profound admirers could not help but scream blasphemy.
It was then clear that the Robbelution was over. However, it is even clearer that its legacy will live on in the short term memory of those dumbasses that choose to read and/or believe this.
However, not just anyone could claim membership. Admittance into such a group was solely based upon academic standards, and the Robbelution could boast some of the most selective and elite membership. It soon grew popular and grew to rival the power (and the corruption) of the Catholic Church
After the initial declaration, the Robelution found incredible Resistance from an anonymous counter-Robbelutionary said to be strategically covered in hair to fight off the harsh Cuban winters. It was this man that was said to be immune to the leader’s wiliness, oftentimes demonstrating it by getting inside the leader’s pants.
However the Robbelution did not end due to the counter-Robbelutionary .ended officially ended on a warm spring day in April 2006 when the honorable leader was actually found to be “having a good time…” not studying. Even his most profound admirers could not help but scream blasphemy.
It was then clear that the Robbelution was over. However, it is even clearer that its legacy will live on in the short term memory of those dumbasses that choose to read and/or believe this.
by Justafa Boc April 30, 2006
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Get the Robbe mug.A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.
I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.
by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010
Get the Cock-Robber mug.Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,
half an hour later
Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,
half an hour later
Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.
by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018
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