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animal rights

1. Someone who judges people based on names alone, immediately assuming someone with a name like “Billy-Bob” must be stupid. Also preaches a stereotypical and irrational hatred of southern society, often describing them as “ignorant and insecure individuals who are deathly afraid of any form of social change“. It is very possibly they promote other discrimination as well.

2. A movement to make the act of kicking punishable by death, as it is apparently as offensive as murder to them.

3. A movement to stop the trading of dogs in hopes that they will crap inside the homes of their owners, bringing disease into their homes, and cause a massive plague upon humanity.
NORMAL PERSON: High, my name is billy-bob. I just got my PhD and am on the brink of curing cancer.

ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Why don’t you drop another hydrogen bomb on the rain forest you stupid F*cking red neck!

BILLY-BOB: I can’t help it if this is what I was named! It’d be disrespectful to my parents to change my name.

ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Animals are dieing! You’ve murdered and tortured millions! I alone am clean of sin! (Stabs Billy-Bob)

BILLY-BOB: You’re a psychopath! Someone call the police!

ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Don’t try to silence us! This is just social evolution! WE ARE WEEDING OUT THE WEAK! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
by Glorg June 11, 2006
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animal rights

The Majority of people are okay, but as with all organisations, has a few idiots. people who did up the dead relations of animal lab owners and the like.

Often take things too far, and can't see other peoples point of view, or that foxes are NOT, i repeat NOT cuddly little creatures!
Farmer:- I shot a fox the other day. it was killing my chickens, which are free range, and not for eating

animal rights activist:-you b@stard!!how could you kill cute little mr foxy-woxy!you'll burn in hell!!

Farmer:-???huh?
by jonny earl April 17, 2008
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trans rights

trans rights are human rights and honestly if you dont believe that get out. they cant control it and its not something you just choose thank you good night.
" wow trans people are nasty. "
" do you want human rights?"
"yeah?"
"then support trans rights. shut the fuck up."
by the sidekick for a ruler October 18, 2019
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Gay Rights

Gay Rights are essential in my religion of Randogalphianism. We Randogalphians believe that people are born gay and choose to be straight. We believe that straight people can ultimately choose the correct path of homosexuality as Randogal willed it. Straight marriage should be illegal, and gay marriage should be mandatory.
The Book of Randogal 14:12 And the Lord Randogal said unto them, "Ye shall hold only lovers of thy same sex, and grant all the people gay rights. And ye shall condemn those who do not obey." And there was much rejoicing.
by Maurice the Puppy Man December 10, 2008
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womans rights

Something that happened many years ago that gave women the right to do what they want without having to answer to their husbands or "better halves." Now woman can have jobs vote or even run for office if they so choose to without having to deal with the cheuvantistic pigs that try to bring us down.
Man:"Woman, get back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!!"
Woman:"Fuck you!"*leaves the room.*
Man"Come on baby, lets talk about this."
Woman:"Talk about this!!"*slugs the idiot out the door and locks it so he can't get back in.*
by Amy's random thoughts August 10, 2005
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Animal Rights Activist

A person who speaks for those who can't speak for themselves(animals), fights for those who can't fight for themselves and defend for those who can't defend themselves.
He is an animal rights activist, he saves innocent lives everyday and he is a Vegan too.
by Veggie for Life May 2, 2006
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Equal rights

If women want equal right we'll give equal fight
You want equal rights?here's a 12 gauge slug to the head
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