Poor Man's Blumpkin

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009

poor thinger

representing sympathy, showing affectionate care & concern for someone or something

dude: What tha eff is wrong with me!? I just dropped an entire bowl of hot nacho cheese on the carpet! I'm so mad at myself! GRRR!!!

chick: Awww hunny! You poor thinger!!! I'm sorry, let me help you clean it up.

OR

dude: Hey ma wanna go check out the zoo today?

chick: Naw daddy, you know I dont like to see the animals locked up like that.. those poor thingers!

by Kermie's Mommy & Daddy April 15, 2008

New Poor

People who lose money because of the recession and then don't know how to live without money.

Parker: Did you hear about Steve?
Thomas: No what happened to him?
Parker: He is new poor now. Last I heard he is living outside a bar in a broken down RV.
Thomas: Man, new poor strikes again.

by the_new_black_mamba October 2, 2009

poor man's bidet

When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.

bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.

Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.

by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005

poor judgment

Anything that could potentially fuck up your near to long term future, especially anything involving STDs or Republicans.

1. Ben: It was really poor judgment eating out that stripper
Zach: I know.

2. Zach: I heard Phil was voting for John McCain
Ben: Oh ya, I though he was behind Obama, but if he does that'll be poor judgment. I don't want to be in Iraq for 100 years.

by Thizzmasta707 February 9, 2008

have fun staying poor

Phrase used by Bitcoin community to warn against altcoins, a.k.a. 'shitcoins' as a poor investment.

Are you seriously buying XRP? Have fun staying poor!

by raclavius December 28, 2020

pooranoia

The fear that poor people have that everyone is out to get what little money they have. Victims of pooranoia believe that anything that costs them any money only exists to cost them money. Pooranoia is the reason that people get upset that the included breakfast at your hotel only applies to weekdays.

**Rob is a victim of pooranoia**
Rob: Dude I knew it. This is bullshit.
Mike: What's wrong?
Rob: The sale at the store ended JUST as I walked in!
Mike: Well.. yeah. It says on the door "sale ends at 5:00 pm."
Rob: No that's bullshit they just want ME to pay more.
Mike: Stop being so pooranoid.

by 12we34rtda July 12, 2011