Pingle

to instruct someone to contact you.

Pingle me tomorrow about meeting for drinks.
Give me a pingle tomorrow and maybe we can chat.

by da'jingle master May 29, 2011

Pingalita

Pingalita is often used to describe an abnormally small penis. Or a it can be used as describing a strap on dildo ur girlfriend uses.

Dude1: Maria said that he has a pingalita!

Girl: Im gonna have fun with my pingalita tonight!

by Luke i am ur father noooo June 4, 2009

Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's

" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"

by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009

Ping it

Sometimes used in soccer, meaning to get it in the goal. But mostly used in sexual terms meaning "get it".

I have a date tonight, I'm totally going to ping it in!

by nannybannany November 22, 2010

ping-pometer

A unit of measurement, specifically the diameter of one ping pong ball, used especially during beer pong.

That shot was less than one ping-pometer away!

by AwesomeCody October 18, 2011

Ping Rape

Getting hammered in an online game and only losing due to the oppositions lower latency, faster internet connections.

Arghhhh, I'm losing to your internet connection, not you! This is PING RAPE!

by epinema November 25, 2013

Paingasm

Noun used to describe the peak of pain felt just prior to a muscle release.

Jean moaned deeply while she had a paingasm, when her therapist hit the right spot to release her psoas muscle.

by footinmouth November 26, 2014