forced proximity

a trope where the two characters are forced to spend time together

doing a project together

forced to work together

(forced proximity)

by i love you mizuena January 9, 2023

poxy

Crappy, stupid, dumb

"Look at this poxy new CD by Britney Spears."

by Swinggal October 28, 2004

proximate cause

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

by Petrochelli May 2, 2008

Procyk

A word used to describe one who is both a douche and an anti-social being. One who is Procyk is generally has his head so far up his ass that he taught his colon to talk. Procyk's usually descend from police officers in the 1980's.

Dude, that whore is such a Procyk!
Did you see that ugly blue shirt, man he is such a Procyk.

by The Masterbaiter November 28, 2010

Proxpissity

When needing to urinate, this is the sensation of an increased urgency to relieve yourself as you get closer to your destination.

After a night at the pub, I experienced proxpissity on the drive home.

by myackanich December 9, 2010

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

procyonine

Like or resembling a raccoon

If you knew what procyonine meant before you saw this page, you are smart.

by Jerry D May 9, 2003