transcendent progress

Someone who has taken transexuality to a new level and parttakes in the removing of the penis or pussy to be whole in their search of identification.

Ciara made partial transcendent progress because she had her dick surgically removed.

by Jimmy Walls August 8, 2008

South Park Progressive

Someone who's incredibly edgy for the reactions they get but is actually progressive and accepting on the inside... when you get to know them. This is in the same vein about how the creators of South Park are very liberal but use derogatory humor to express their views and get a reaction.

Friend 1: "Did Joey seriously make a 9/11 joke then make an explosion noise?"
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."

by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025

Progress

To Become Russian Babushka

-Hey brah, I noticed your progress picture!

- Thanx bruh frfr, I think I totes look like a Russian babushka, too!

by jankballz February 1, 2023

Ally of Progress

The opposite of an enemy of progress. A person or group of people who want to see someone prosper. Their main focus is peace and progress not pain and problems. They want people to succeed.
Also known as an AOP

M: What does Ally of Progress mean?

C: It's the opposite of Enemy of progress

by DiliChu July 23, 2022

Shanker on the prick of progress

interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital

We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress

by John P 5280 August 21, 2010

progressive ignorance

applying current morals and sociopolitical judgements to situations without considering historical or social context

when a kid says John Lennon is a racist because he wrote a song called “woman is the n word of the world” without recognizing the context and purpose of the vulgar lyric. It’s not that I’m not woke- it’s that you’re being progressively ignorant. (progressive ignorance)

by reneebanana December 23, 2021

Flo from Progressive

A popular commercial character who is oddly lusted over on the internet. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, to ask about bundling Progressive Home & Auto.

"Flo from Progressive deserves better"

by anonymous August 3, 2022