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Progression Fetish

Progression fetish refers to a pattern of attraction or romantic interest in individuals who are at a further stage in life than the person they attract.
While correlated with financial status, age or power dynamics, it can go against it, since it usually happens as a result of simply perceiving the person as a source of general purpose in pursuing your aspirations.
- How did our loser friend get a girlfriend?

- Bro, he graduated and tried to pick up first-year college chicks. He played on her progression fetish.
by seriousspam October 30, 2023
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Success In Progress

This slang term coined in the 2020s has two different common uses.

It is mainly used in the context of an activity or goal that has not yet succeeded, but is fated to succeed and is currently in progress. A "success in progress".

Most often, the term is used in the romantic world when someone is fumbling major bitches but is in denial at how hard they're fumbling, saying the fumble is just a "success in progress". Usually not kissing someone you have pinned against the wall when they say you should have is a fumble, not a success in progress. But users of the phrase often use the term on these obvious fumbles, creating a sort of paradox between the actual meaning of the word and its most popular usage.
Trevor: "man you fumbled that hard."
Maximillion: "yeah dawg you fumbled hard, you had one job."
Gwendolyn: "No no, it' not a fumble! It's a success in progress I'll fix the fumble!"
by Dracyan December 18, 2023
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neo progressive

whatever it means to be progressive in the us house of representatives under aoc and the squad
i don't know the difference between neo progressive and plain old pre squad progressive
by Sexydimma March 11, 2021
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Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
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Progressive Switch

A switch that goes beyond the traditional, dominant roles in the BDSM community, but rather the sadistic role they play.

A person who can either be a soft, hard, or pleasure dom at any given time.
Person 1: "Don't worry, I can be kind. We don't have to be rough."

Person 2: "Oh..so you're a progressive switch lol."
by x.cessive March 29, 2025
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progressive rape

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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