whore program

a program on a compy that does whatever you want it to, with minimal effort needed and little customization available. Basically the program just lets you get really far for no work, but you can't do the kinds of amazing things you can with other kinds of programs.....

1)
idiot: "i made a website with ms frontpage"
me: "you idiot, that is such a whore program, code your own site!"

2)
idiot: "can you show me how to make a game in flash today?"
me: "you idiot, games can take weeks - flash isn't a whore program!"

by teh malcolm January 7, 2007

strong bad-type interview program

The newest hard hiting jornalistic t.v. show that... GETS TO THA POINT

ummm.. why are you dressed like a ships captin?

by Redlen September 24, 2004

the program

The program is where you get to go when you catch somebody doing this if you are in a movie or on TV (and I mean television, not a guy with titties).

I thought the program was an education program, like a 4 year program from an accredited institution.

by nick May 15, 2005

Horny Indian Programmer

acronym: HIP.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well.

I just got a PM from a HIP named Muhammed_Pushadi20002004 asking "U wat 2 b my wife, u come 2 india?"I iggied his damn ass.

by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004

programmabilitive

The ability to program in a creative fashion.

Dude, I wish I had the programmabilitive ability that CliffyB or Senocular have.

by Kirupa August 31, 2004

Prograsstinate

To continuously put off yard work for another time, esp. mowing the lawn.

Bob said that he will mow the lawn tomorrow in an effort to prograsstinate this painstaking work.

by TimMIHS October 5, 2010

Programming the ENIAC

Used to describe a particularly daunting and tedious task, but usually one with very good outcomes. Originates as a reference to the programming of the first computer, the ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), which would take hours to program simple math functions. Programming was done with a series of switches and in binary (1s and 0s).

"Passing Ms. Smith's English class is like programming the ENIAC."

by Frank The Box Monster November 12, 2013