Procrastofessional

The state of being a professional procrastinator. One who regularly puts things off until the very last moment and yet still somehow seems to succeed.

Steve is supposed to be studying for finals, but he's a procrastofessional. He'll do it tomorrow.

by FergyA December 6, 2011

Procrastineer

One who is at the forefront of procrastination.

Fatty is the lead Procrastineer at Rythmatic Records.

by BertsMoM December 23, 2012

Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.

I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.

by BMWBiker September 2, 2014

Procraftinating

Distracting oneself from a task (e.g. studying) by focusing all of one's efforts on searching for crafts or DIY projects for hours upon hours.

"I may fail my exam, because instead of studying, I spent all my time procraftinating. I found a great project that I can make with my old cupcake tins though!"

by RaechiePaechie December 6, 2014

procaffinator

(n.) one who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea

I'm a procaffinator. I can't start my day without a cup of coffee

by madel97 April 29, 2016

Over-processed

Over-processed girls, are usually in their 20's. They are characterized by wearing a large amount of makeup and hair that is obviously highlighted. Along with hair and make-up, over-processed girls are often seen wearing the 'latest' fashions (i.e. Ugg Boots and 7 Jeans) and often carry large purses bearing designer logos.

Nicole Ritchie is a prime example of an over-processed girl.

by Farrah L. December 9, 2008

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017