Ridden Like a Priest on a 9 Year Old

A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.

"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

pristeen

Having no tattoos or ink embedded in one's body.

Also, Extreme cleanliness.
*Easily confused with the similar "pristine".

Jeremy surmised he bore the only pristeen body left in the world, until he met Celeste.

by disklaimer April 24, 2011

prius hugger

someone so obsessed with their prius, they can't help anyone else at all

she is such a prius hugger, she just stared at her prius when i asked her for help on the homework

by andrewluck September 15, 2011

Prust

Pee rust

There is prust on that radiator

by Tinkywinky:) April 18, 2021

Catholic Priests

Queer Eye On The Altar Boy Guy

you know it's sad but true!

by damn fags July 20, 2004

pedophile priests

homosexual satanists who rape young preteen boys and early teenage boys

pedophile priests or pp's for short

by Eric Cartman: you goddamn hippie buttholes !!!!!! October 21, 2004

Nicole Priest

Okay to me shes my world, the most beautiful girl in the world. No matter what we go through she ends up making me happier than anyone could ever. Her eyes are just gorgeous like her smile. I love this girl more than she could ever imagine and one day I know I'm gonna marry her. She is an angel on earth, and I love her. She will be forever in my heart yet alone my mind. I love you Nicole more than you could imagine.
-JL

Guy-She's amazing man, she has to be an angel!
Guy 2- Ohh, Nicole Priest? :) <3

by Mr. Lara November 28, 2010