president tumbleweed

An invasive Russian plant, that tumbles across the land, yet somehow managed to get elected.

President Tumbleweed held another rally today.

by WyteWydow April 29, 2020

presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

"Tear down all the statues! Those people were all racists!"
"That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."

by OkiShisa September 20, 2022

td presents

a dude who got corona.

walker: yo, did you hear that td presents has corona?
jesserthelazer: yeah, that man is stupid.

by twalshy13 May 11, 2020

Glizzy President

The person who leads the glizzy gladiators to battle and teaches them the way of the glizzy. They live in the glizzy mansion and usually recruit gladiators by conquering their land. The current glizzy President goes by Roberto King of Kings and will most likely serve until he dies

Joe: The glizzy president just conquered britain!
Your mom: they are all going to be glizzy gladiators now!

by Engle raped me September 13, 2020

Hood President

Earned reputable respect and undeniable power in the hood. He or she is a positive figure in the community and fights to better it. A hood president is basically a person who has both street and book intelegience and got to that bag for the betterment of the hood.

These people see love you bro!
Your a Hood President to your city. Another modern day black inspiration.

by Doc Rush October 28, 2020

El presidente

Someone, typically an authority figure. Whom says that they are in your favor; but is actually trying to screw or otherwise fuck you over. Often for personal reasons.

"Hey man you remember the other night when the boss told me that he would wright me a letter of recommendation for a job at corporate?"
"Yeah."
"Well he didn't. He threw me under the bus, and not only that, he instead wrote one for that one chick in accounting you know the roomers."
"Damn dude that's pretty El presidente of him."

by 19.2 volt July 19, 2021

The one term President

When you finish taking a shit and feel so confident that you got all the shit in one wipe that you don't need a second confirmation wipe. Therefore the "president" is in the "oval office" for one term only.

I have a very fibrous diet, so I only need the one term president.

by Some Kind of Nope November 18, 2014