mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.

It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

mashed potatoes

Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.

Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa?
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*

by The Onion February 12, 2005

peel some potatoes

I'm pretty sure that it means "take a crap", but that's just me.

my boyriend's away message: "time to peel some potatoes, if you know what i mean"

by kitsune March 9, 2005

sack of potatoes

The thigh/butt area of a woman who has so much fat and cellulose build up that the lumpiness resembles a giant sack of potatoes.

"That 350 lb ho has some big ol' sacks of potatoes hanging down."

by John G. December 7, 2004

Mashed Potatoes

The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.

My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.

My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.

by Lienad15 April 19, 2014

Mashed Potatoes

an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities

The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes

by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009

All (that) meat and no potatoes

Having to do with a tremendously fat person (a rude catchphrase)

Look at that huge kid, all meat and no potatoes.

by Light Joker August 17, 2004