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Mega Pint

A pint glass containing a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice and a splash of soda.

5 down and you’re fucked.
No beers for me today John… I’m on the mega pints
by Lynny79 August 14, 2023
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pint

guy 1: 'ayo, bro, can you pass me a pint of wine'
guy 2: 'sure' *pours a pint of wine into a glass*
guy 1: 'thanks bro' *slurps loudly*
by Pierre Pierre P. Pierre III November 8, 2022
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Pint

A substance very alike to crystal meth minus all the negatives of crystal meth. It is produced through a pseudo-alchemical process, which basically evil uses time shifting to create a false reality and cleave off part of an individual who in truth still has properly functioning neurotransmitters being produced but that the receptors to utilize them have been disabled. So... they make another substance possess these most true neurotransmitters by crossing strings a certain way so that they can make our undisabled receptors use this substance the way God had intended the disabled ones to use. It's perfectly safe but because it's made using a person's spirit or a percentage of a person separated from their being, it's extremely affected by any form of misuse, mislabeling, or disrespect, and contamination because it's made using a really sensitive persons essences called peres(short for sappere), so basically if you don't want to get screwed with, don't call it crystal meth ever because it's not that. It is often sold by the .1 of a gram for around 10$
"Hey you wanna smoke some pint"
by ipsychonaut2 May 9, 2022
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pint pounder

Someone who loves a good pint (of beer). This person drinks pints often and quickly.
“That Michael is a real pint pounder ey? Ah but sure it’s his birthday, let the man drink! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL MC!!”
by thedumbbummblebee February 26, 2024
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Pint Walk

The walking style adopted by middle aged British males when walking to the pub. Usually with one hand pocketed and the other swaying.
I can tell he’s going for a pint”

How do you know?”
“He’s got a pint walk”
by English words June 3, 2023
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Pint of no return

The point while eating a pint of ice cream after which the only reasonable course of action is to finish the entire pint of ice cream and feel like a pig rather than putting the remaining ice cream back in the freezer
Susan had only wanted to eat a single serving of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream with her late-night Gilmore Girls marathon, but unable to stop herself, she soon crossed the pint of no return.
by Atticus_21 June 13, 2018
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Pussy pint

- a half pint

- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint

- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads

- puts their dick in the glass after
Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint
by Half pint, glass of beer April 13, 2024
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