Hechar Pata

in spanish to wack off, to beat your tube steak

Do you have any pornos so i can hechar pata?

by Ricky Martin! April 1, 2010

Pataflafla

A lubricant that increases your orgasm

dat pataflafla aint no joke...i wuz skeetin everywhere!

by LiL Bit 225 July 20, 2009

patan

guy with super small penis, masturbates to everything he can find. likes to rub his nipples in front of girls.

man that guy has such a small patan .

by big wiener 6969 :D September 3, 2016

patakla

it's a poo.. it's what comes out in your asshole. the thingy you know.. =)

hey granny your patakla.. i can see it in your coinslut=)

by mercita flores August 14, 2006

Patato Mike

A confident young student at Alton college

James: Hey Patato Mike

Mike: hey James

James: Lovin the skinny jeans and ugg boots

Mike: Y thank you james

by Canadian_Koala January 28, 2010

pataduhgahllopzyd

{ Pat-A-Duh-Gahl- Lop-Zyd}

1.To say when one wants to be crazy

2. A name to call a crazy noun

1.Joe: Hey bob, are you crazy?

Bob: pataduhgahllopzyd!

Joe:I'm guessing that's a yes.

2.My apartment is a patagahllopzyd.

by Billy Bob Jo Jr. March 30, 2010

patagoober

In the trendy outdoor merchandise world, someone who loves Patagonia, or Patagucci, so much that they revolve their entire wardrobe and life around it. Usually, they will point out to those who are around them of the awesome clothing that they are wearing.

I swear I was the only guy on the slope today who wasn't a pathetic Patagoober.

by dunder mufflicker April 1, 2009