Skip to main content

pfiestering

When somebody throws empty beer bottles at your house and you’re on the toilet trying to relax but you can’t as your being Pfiestered
wtf?! Who is Pfiestering me now?! I’ll give them something to Ryder on now with this Pfiestering BS!
by Meowland March 12, 2025
mugGet the pfiestering mug.

pfiestering

When somebody throws empty beer bottles at your house and you’re on the toilet trying to relax but you can’t as your being Pfiestered
wtf?! Who is Pfiestering me now?! I’ll give them something to Ryder on now with this Pfiestering BS!
by Meowland March 12, 2025
mugGet the pfiestering mug.

prized pencil

a pencil that is awesome and you would fight someone for.
that bitch took my prized pencil

make her die
by slayslurpbaddie March 10, 2026
mugGet the prized pencil mug.

floor prize

A nugget of marijuana, some cash, or anything of value
mistakingly found lying on ground/floor.
I was completely dry until I practically tripped over this
nice floor prize.
by kc94kc94 July 26, 2007
mugGet the floor prize mug.

Butt prizer

One who asserts himself by prying open the butt cheeks of another to gain forced and unlawful entry.
Bob was powerless in his efforts to save his arse from violation by the butt prizer. He got f****d for being in prison.
by Orphanater March 27, 2011
mugGet the Butt prizer mug.

Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019
mugGet the Consolation Prize mug.

Nobel Prize

An award given by White people to traitorous Brown and Black People, who serve their White Masters well.
The Nobel Prize in Econ is an award, given by White Capitalists, for Brown Socialists married to White women.
by EconoMan April 28, 2021
mugGet the Nobel Prize mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email