Penaldo or Pessi

Typically used with 14 year old or younger kids who are comparing Ronaldo and Messi on a goat debate but add a p because they think they only score penalty's.

Bro who do you think the goat is Penaldo or Pessi.

by MN27 February 16, 2023

Pessi

It is a nickname of Lionel Messi as he takes a lot of penalties (more than ronaldo) and misses them and makes his fans think he is the best, this is a nickname made by rival fans to express their anger of barka fans calling ronaldo penaldo

Oh! Look who missed another penalty, it's Pessi! what a loser!

by Nass008 February 6, 2018

Penuse

(PUH-NOOSE) Multiple penises. Way better and more descriptive than a gaggle.

Person: What do you call multiple penises?
Smarter person: Penuse - you brainless poopface who is also made of poop.

by Casey A October 11, 2008

Penuse

slang spanish for the word 'penis'

Tu' penuse es pequeno.
"Your penis is small"

by sam i am November 24, 2003

pessi

a little argentinian that likes scoring penalties

I score penalties like pessi

by DD2935 January 5, 2022

pesse

Pesse; that is, a person who suffers from pedophilia. The opposite of teleiophilia. An adult who is attracted to children that have not yet hit puberty also known as a child molester. The act of enjoying or being sexually involved with persons under the legal age (and especially the ones under the age of 7) Basically a sicko who pleasures in having degrading thoughts, and or engaging in illegal sex with little children.

I heard that our neighbor who just got out of prison is a pesse.

by rissa raquel August 11, 2008

my penus

the biggest thing in the world

damn. Joe has the biggest dick in the world

by bob January 31, 2004