period fart

when you're on your period and you fart and it moves between your vaginal flaps and you feel the bubble of period explode on your pad.

oh my god, i just totally had a period fart.. why did i wear a pad??

by connieeeeeeeeeeee March 11, 2008

molly percocet

two drugs used together to make a better experience

mask off by future- " that molly percocets got me highhh asff"💊

by imthekinghoe420 June 20, 2017

man period

The sole and absolute male counterpart to pms in females. Multiple changes in behaviour(s) at various times in the month is characteristic of this affliction.

Symptoms Include:
-fear of reality
-abrupt irritibility
-unwillingness to solve problems
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-displays momentary regression back to childish nature(‘little boy syndrome’)
-argumentative but totally still wants to sleep with/do you @ the end of the day
-onset of inwardness
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-sporadic moments where he cares again, but doesnt actually mean it
-failure to initiate the apology and or admitting wrongfulness
-purposely goes out of the way to frustrate others(*See ‘little boy syndrome’ above; ie. If he’s miserable, EVERYONE else has to be)
-clearly shows signs of holding onto young man angst(and all things EMO) and behaving like such a little douchebag because of it
-the OPPOSITE of helpful

"You should totally ask your boyfriend if he has his man period right now as that would explain a lot."

"Well anyways, I explained the situation to him and hopefully he's not secretly angry..he hasn't replied yet..I suspect man period is the culprit."

by shanellek December 13, 2008

Period poops

Right before and during your period. Your body acts like it is giving all the warning signs of omg we need to poop. Go go go. This is usually when most women discover they’ve started their period.

Girl, I can’t make it tonight. I got the period poops. Fr fr.

by Keepinitrealsince88 December 31, 2019

Point Blank and Period

Phrase: orgin unknown

1. Phrase meaning the end of a conversation, usually inserted to the end of a sentence when the speaker is tired of the subject.

2. Phrase attached to the end of a sentence in order to express a strong point.

"Don't mess with me, point blank and period"

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Period

the hell that a woman has to go through once a month, when she bleeds like a stuck pig through her vagina. It's really gross and prevents some people from having sex during their week. Not only that, but she gets fat (bloated), has tummy aches (cramps), and is tired all at the same time. It also makes her moody. So everytime a woman gets mad at a man, his response is always, "Oh, so you're on your period AGAIN?!?!" It's awful. We go through all that just so we can have kids. Ugh.

"baby, lets have sex."-man
"not tonight. I'm om my period."-woman

by sillybillybob June 7, 2009

Period Cup

invented by youtube celebrity, Shane Dawson. In his video, it's a cup of blood from Bella Swan's period to stop Edward Cullen from leaving her because he wants her blood, but doesn't want to kill her. Yes, this is his personal ending for New Moon.

Bella: "Wait Edward, you can just have a period cup!"

by TheScrapDog August 16, 2009