persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.

I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!

by Alifuego July 26, 2020

Persian Safai

he smells like absolute shit and loves belly flops

We held our nose and gaged when Persian safai entered the room

by Froggy safai October 12, 2020

Persian Waterfall

The feeling of a man’s semen dripping out of a woman’s vagina after sexual intercourse

After sex, my vagina becomes a complete Persian Waterfall.

by PKMyDadLeft June 17, 2021

Penesione

Usually a name known in the islands of Samoa for having a huge Poki.

Pronunciation:
(Poh•Key)
Which translates to huge heart.

Oh my gosh Penesione has such a huge poki

by DwayneRockJohnson November 22, 2021

Persianphobia

An irrational fear of Iranians

Person 1 (iranian): actually, Iran isn't an arab country, I'm persi...

Persianphobic: OMG HELP ME

Person 2: dude, he has persianphobia

by teteu_evangelista December 20, 2021

Persian DJ

Compliment or backhanded compliment (depending on inflection) used between mates about facial grooming. To have a short, beautifully maintained beard, bordering on excessively maintained where not a hair is out of place.

My mate went to have a beard trim. He left looking like a Persian DJ

by OldmanCabbage April 8, 2022

The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.

Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020