Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014

Penile Retardation

A penis that became deformed after undergoing extensive rubbing and or punching/ biting; A stabbed cock; "You you know cock torture? It's the repercussions of that."

Yo dude, don't stick that #2 in your dick bro, I did that. Now i suffer from PENILE RETARDATION. You may not notice the effects at first but i assure you they are insidious.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death

I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.

by Chou Nox October 17, 2015

penkle

Penis wrinkle

You are such a penkle

by BryJen October 11, 2017

Penile delinquency

The habitual committing of criminal acts or offenses by someone possessing a penis, especially one with a shorter penis than which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible.

Hey bro, heard about your penile delinquency. That really sucks man!

by TimmyTurnerFanBoy October 21, 2019

Morgan Pendleton

When a mor mor and a nicky are married a Morgan Pendleton is created. She is known for her multiple orgasm capacity or morgasm which is about 5 per minute, impressive but short. She has a manly personality mainly because her boyfriends are generally pussies but nice people.

Look that girl is a Morgan Pendleton, that must mean that guy is a pussy.

by Pseudopodia11457 December 24, 2012

penuel

He is a good friend and an idiot at the same time. His name is from the bible and idk he likes Roblox and LoL. He likes to flex his stuff but we really dc lmao but still cool. We met through having Apple Watches lol

Penuel looks like a skin colored egg with hair and glasses.

by musicalstephen27 January 18, 2020