penedlove on the rocks with no ice

When a man introduces sharp jagged stones into his urethra, and is then fellated by a polar bear which then swallows the stoney jizz and dies of asphyxiation, and after having died is violently raped by the man. Amen.

popid pos pops popis si no porque?

by popis....SI! August 13, 2004

penellope

a person always over looked for who she is always wearing a purple headband

Aah penellope is almost like invisible

by me is the best iiii81 June 28, 2009

Penelope Scotland Disk

Verb. The act of conceiving a child while making a pornographic video. Most common with Kardashians and other untalented celebrities. Can also be abbreviated PSD for short.

John and Sally agreed to make a porno together, however two weeks later Sally missed her period. It was clear that she had Penelope Scotland Disked with John.

Yo man, did you hear about Frank? He PSDed. He doesn't know how he is going to afford the kid either. His penis is so small no one will buy his pornos.

by Shantyshan July 11, 2012

penenis

panini penis

jack: "i have a large panini penis in my pants"

penenis

by anonymous January 1, 2017

Lady Penelope

classy way to talk about a vagina

"Lady Penelope is vacationing at the Red Sea"

"Lady Penelope likes lacey things"

by absentmind November 12, 2011

penelope pitstop

Absolutely gorgeous message board chick

That poster is soooo pp

by sausage October 12, 2004

Penelopes

Oakland/ Bay Area term which references the police or other law-force type officials.

Drug Addict: "If I buy 5 can you toss me a pack"

Dealer: "The block is hot!! Come back later cause I ain't servin' nothin' until the penelopes bounce up out"

by Vellschino November 26, 2007