Peen

Meaning penis...cock, But also can be used as a replacement for anything in everyday sentences. Can be used in good or bad terms.

'Your looking very peenile'
'Hmmm the weather is a bit peeny'
'Get your peen out'
'Your peen my mouth?'
'Peen my dry'

by Lucy and Katie January 16, 2009

Peenart

Similar to a queef, a noisy expulsion of air from the penis.

Dude, I pulled the stick out and totally peenarted.

by ballsballsballschipmunk July 21, 2009

greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication or saliva. Men usually have their peens greased before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she wants it in her ass.

It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.

by beerlover87 January 6, 2008

Mass Peen Sesh

A widely popular phrase of abbreviated words to sound almost nothing like the original meaning:

1) A large (Massive) group gathering (Session) of people with the Y chromosome (Peen); Hanging out; Chillin with the bros.

2) Mass Peen Sesh can also refer either to Gay/homosexual intercourse between many men.

Dude, friday we're having a Mass Peen Sesh at joe's for some mad ish.

Mass Peen Sesh at Cinema 10 on Saturday, you comin' bro?

"Okay so likkkeeee were havvingg some mass peen sesh at my houseeeee ;) come with ur toyzzzz!"

by Phoocakez January 26, 2010

peencap

The top of a weiner or a penis top

OUCH my Peencap
Hold my Peencap!!!

by Maxy MacDaddy April 23, 2006

pee on it

To copyright, trademark or otherwise reserve rights to one's creative work.

Amber wrote some creative ad copy but forgot to pee on it. Now some biach barbie in marketing is passing it off as her work. Wtf was she thinking?

by Bradford S. January 27, 2009

Peener Weiner

Male penis that has the shape of a hotdog.

His peener weiner was to small to fit in Pete’s newly purchased athletic cup.

by Rosie buttcheeks May 27, 2018