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Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.
Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.
by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012
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Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a game like monopoly because you are pussying out of finishing a game when you know you will lose.
You: Just finish the game you're going to pussy pause again
Me: Shut up you ratchet hoe I"m done
by Suny D January 6, 2014
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Turd Pause

When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
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give pause to

This should give pause to even the greatest enthusiasts.
by jarochobosse March 29, 2017
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Jake Pauler

The most annoying little brat in the world. This are said to little 12-year old kids who are brainwashed by the OP master himself, "Jake Paul".
"Shut the fuck up ya Jake Pauler. No one gives a fuck about your Haley shit."
by equinox_07 April 18, 2018
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Jake Pauler

kids that are 2 and like watching jake paul and also play roblox high school and od
"i hate logan paul hes trash i LOVE jake paul i'm an JAKE PAULER"a five year old said this.
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Jake Paulers

A group of children that are autistic and suffer from depression
Jake paulers are gay
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