A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.
James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.
Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.
James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.
Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.
James: I should've known.
Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.
James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.
Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.
James: I should've known.
by fball_jones July 1, 2011
Get the garden path sentence mug.A path is someone who is pathetic. "Path" and "pathy" are to "pathetic" as "empath" and "empathy" are to "empathetic".
Not pronounced like "path-ee" but like "puh-thy".
Not pronounced like "path-ee" but like "puh-thy".
Look at that girl, she's such a path, eating by herself.
Geez, way to bring out the pathy, Karen, telling that sob story to Mr. Jones.
Geez, way to bring out the pathy, Karen, telling that sob story to Mr. Jones.
by herpingandderping January 3, 2011
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Guy 1: what's bob gonna do now that he's 17 and has freedom?
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.
by Chill2y3 March 28, 2013
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Get the pachuchi mug.A common, garden variety Pachuco boy. A slime ball with greasy hair. The Pachuco puts grease into his hair to show the world that he is a stupid, worthless punk who refuses to work for a living. Instead of working, he collects all the entitlements handed to him by liberal polliticians. He spends his time loitering outside pool halls and liquor stores, picking his teeth with a switchblade knife and intimidating passers-by with remarks like, "Hey, mon, this is MY turf."
In the early Twenty First Century, the worst kind of Greasy Haired Pachuco is the Bald-Headed Greasy Haired Pachuco. These worthless Pachukes shave their heads to pretend they are prison inmates, all the better to impress each other and the local cholas. (If there's anything a chola loves more than greasy hair, it's a bald head.)
In the early Twenty First Century, the worst kind of Greasy Haired Pachuco is the Bald-Headed Greasy Haired Pachuco. These worthless Pachukes shave their heads to pretend they are prison inmates, all the better to impress each other and the local cholas. (If there's anything a chola loves more than greasy hair, it's a bald head.)
Listen up, you Greasy Haired Pachuco. Oakland is NOT your turf! I was born in Oakland before your ignorant Mama was born, and it's MY turf.
Join the movement to exterminate rats, fleas, AIDS, termites, Crips, Bloods, and Greasy Haired Pachucos from Oakland.
Join the movement to exterminate rats, fleas, AIDS, termites, Crips, Bloods, and Greasy Haired Pachucos from Oakland.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
Get the Greasy Haired Pachuco mug.Term referring to a rude and unimaginative person who gains high praise among fools. Undeservingly powerful with the previously mentioned command, though often predictable. May also refer to one who makes the habit of repeatedly using mindlessly offensive words(fuck, shit, cock), and pays no attention to logic and moral.
Like a deaf guy with Turret's Syndrome.
Like a deaf guy with Turret's Syndrome.
by Somone with common sense May 13, 2005
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