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Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.
Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.
by Arkell December 9, 2008
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Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.
"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"
by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007
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Patience In Purgatory

1. Having the ability to wait without getting frusterated whilst being in Purgatory.

2. Group of five who are metal as fuck and are really good at it.
Did you go to the Patience in Purgatory show last night? It was siiiiick!
by habanero1234 October 21, 2010
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medical patient

A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.

Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!

Me: For sure. Who's got bud?

Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!

Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.

Javi: I'll hit up Willy.

Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
by Alvarex March 25, 2011
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Patientology

1. The act or mindset of being a patient, an experiment, or a victim.

2. The belief that justice and karma are served in the end. Those destined to succeed will do so with patience. Positive people have a positive fate.

3. A theology similar to fatalism, in which all things are more or less predetermined, but we are free to change the path we are on. A religion in which worry is futile. Draws philisophical elements from several sources, most notably Murphy's Law, Roman Catholicism, Fatalism, Transcendentalism, and the Clockwork Theory.
by Conceited As Hell July 21, 2003
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doesn't come to my birthday parties

An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010
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partiest

Best time ever. Most fun possible. Absolute enjoyment. You never had a better time.
"Spring is going to be the partiest season ever!"
by Miss Otis February 18, 2010
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