Pontiac Parade

When you see 3 or more Pontiacs in a row on the road

While traveling on I75 North, I noticed the fast lane was reserved for the Pontiac Parade.

by WHITEKAT May 18, 2005

Parade of Homes

Hopping in the car to drive around a quiet neighborhood and smoke pot.

Hey, man, let's do a Parade of Homes before we hit the disc golf course.

by Russellll January 18, 2008

parade of elephants

When more than 2 guys stand or walk in a line with one hand up in the air, and with the other hand, they hold onto the boner of the guy behind them, in the same way a family of elephants will hold on to each other's tail with their trunk.

Wow, what a frat party that was last night. We had a parade of elephants and everything!

by beetnick55 February 10, 2007

Pussy Parade

A long line of bitches with their pussies flappin' in the wind or just a long line of fags, douche bags, and losers.

"Look at that pussy parade of slutty bitches coming towards us; let's walk the other way."

by BigTits101 June 21, 2009

earthquake parade

Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake

haha

person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post

person 2: psh only a 3.1

person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2

Thats earthquake parade

by Mr.Right0987 October 6, 2013

dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

Chicken Parade

A traffic slow down on the hiway that is caused by a cop in front of a bunch of cars, and everyone is too afraid to pass him.

Sorry I’m late, I got caught in a Chicken Parade on the way in to work this morning.

by Morty69 October 26, 2018