Abby Palmer

An awesome girl who loves to talk about and/or draw Yaoi. :)

Me:"Hey abby what is the answer t-"
Abby Palmer: "OHMYGOD LOOK I DREW AUSTIN CARLILE AND MATT SMITH CUDDLING ON A BED AFTER THEY HAD WILD DRUNKEN SEX!"
Me: O.o

by UNITEDHORAN January 29, 2014

brown palmer

Opening your hand and spreading your fingers whilst anal fisting.

Watch-out for that one... He's a Brown Palmer, and I'm still sore.

by owainthepoen April 28, 2014

Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017

dd palmer

A liar and a shrewd person who started chiropractic

DD Palmer is the founder of chiropractic

by BJ Palmer October 24, 2017

Crappy Palmer

A delicious summertime concoction of Crown Apple and Arnold Palmer.

That Crappy Palmer we had in AK’s barage got me all sorts of schlammered.

by Cubical Buddies November 3, 2017

Face-Palmer

A nickname held by a former Formula 1 driver, Jolyon Palmer, due to his disastrous racing performance. Often paired with "Jolyoff" derived from his name.

Poor weekend for Hamilton. And as for Jolyon Face-Palmer! Oh dear.

by m4ti140 December 15, 2017

ryan palmer tucker

Gay Ass Bitch Who Should Just Kill himself.

Girl 1) is that a mop next to a locker.)
Girl 2) no that's just ryan palmer tucker.)

by Plskskdjdjj May 11, 2018