Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.

(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."

by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

Paddenstoelschaar

Een penis waarvan de eikel lijkt op een paddenstoel omdat het heel erg gebogen is.
Een paddenstoelschaar kan water opvangen door zijn vorm.

Ken je Chey? Hij had gezegd dat hij een paddenstoelschaar heeft sinds zijn geboorte.

by P.A.I. January 29, 2016

Paddleboat

Similar to motorboating, a successful paddle boat is performed by inserting your index finger into the exposed cleavage of a girl and wiggling it back and forth.

I got drunk and his girl wouldn't let me motorboat her so I paddleboated her.

by jacks finger January 13, 2014

paddy whiskey

The semen of an Irishman

"I've got a mouthful of Paddy Whiskey"

by Sunbabe July 28, 2007

Paddle

a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.

Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Paddle

To take something, usually wood plastic or metal and beat a naughty lover on their bare ass

When Alice and joe were having sex he wanted her to moan more so he took a paddle out from the draw and lauded her face down on the bed he then grabbed her ass and lifted it up. He swung the paddle hard across her ass and she squealed. Then he anal fucked her whilst she moaned

by Hot stories January 10, 2021

zip zap paddywhack

To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.

"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"

"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"

by KirkG February 21, 2008