Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

Southwest Pullout

While having intercourse on a diamond patterned blanket you pullout, stick a Native American flute up her ass and cum into her rattlesnake boot.

While in New Mexico I performed a flawless Southwest Pullout.

by harrymannipples August 20, 2018

Afghani pullout

When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.

by Kriss Long September 9, 2021

Afghani Pullout

When a man 'pulls out' during sex but leaves some behind.

She felt so good I couldn't help but do an Afghani pullout

by outlaww September 13, 2021

Afghan Pullout

When you pull out right in the middle of cumming, thus leaving some men behind while still making a big mess of everything. You could have pulled out earlier or committed and stayed in, but instead you pulled out in the worst possible way.

Did you hear about Kyle's Afghan Pullout? He tried for like 20 years to finish her, but then he gave up and immediately lost control. Now he has to power-wash his sheets, she has to take Plan B, and his international image has been irreparably tarnished.

by Mr. Penguin's Penguin October 13, 2021

Bagram Pullout

When after blowing your load inside of her and she's close to cumming but not that close, you pull out abruptly and with no warning, leaving her feeling empty and unsatisfied with thousands of displaced sperm left to die. Also known as the Biden Pullout.

She tried to wrap her legs around me but I was late for work so I gave her the Bagram Pullout and ran.

by Notforlackoftrying June 4, 2024

The Ernst Pullout

When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.

Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.

by Dr Panini July 29, 2018