by Captainmorg December 20, 2010
Get the Passion Pretzelmug. Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.
by The Sage Baconfase September 17, 2008
Get the Flesh Pretzelmug. A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
by Jeff Jarrett July 16, 2008
Get the soft pretzelmug. 1)thieving corrupt bitch that buys pretzels then takes your razberry juice YOU bought (without asking)when you were broke.
2)conniving mooching whore thats been around the whole damn town.
3)hooker that eats shitfulls of cookies while whoring out to the max on the telephone with one of her many pimps everyday.
2)conniving mooching whore thats been around the whole damn town.
3)hooker that eats shitfulls of cookies while whoring out to the max on the telephone with one of her many pimps everyday.
A:'geez, doesnt she ever get tired of being such a pretzel slut?'
B:'guess not, shes been doing that shit ever since she hit puberty'
C:' yah i know, she has an affinity to her pretzel slut dream, cant stop eating'
B:'guess not, shes been doing that shit ever since she hit puberty'
C:' yah i know, she has an affinity to her pretzel slut dream, cant stop eating'
by umoomooch February 14, 2009
Get the pretzel slutmug. A sexual practice in which you take a fit looking girl who is in a wheelchair, tie her malnourished legs around your back and make her as salty as you like
by verysickboy.1 July 19, 2011
Get the The Slutty Pretzelmug. by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004
Get the chokes on pretzelmug. A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular GLBT bar in Sacramento called the Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.
Treighton is the middle in a mercantile pretzel with his girlfriend and the random guy from the gay bar.
by Shayded October 11, 2015
Get the mercantile pretzelmug.